Fashion Friday

According to a very wise scientist (I taught science for 3 years, so that makes me a scientist, right????), a person, by the laws of nature, must hate anyone whom he or she perceives as superior to him/herself.

Thus, I am here today to tell you that I hate that bitch Sopko. It's not my fault: it's science. And I can't argue with that.

I was, like, super excited last week to wear my rain boots:


Until I saw that bitch. Her outfit was way cuter than mine:


Strike one.

And I've been super proud of the fact that my nails, purse, and phone match:


Until I saw that bitch:


Strike two.

And, once she told me the boots were Fendi, I started to feel all stabby inside. The only reason I didn't cut her right then and there was because we were in a public place. And even then, it was only because blood totally would have clashed with my outfit that day.

But next time I wear red, that bitch better watch it.


Happy Friday.