5. Do absolutely nothing for an entire day.
4. Immaculately land a back-flip. On top of Scott's head.
3. Wake up hung-over each day, despite having little to nothing to drink the night before.
2. Polish off an entire pint of Ben & Jerry's Everything But The... (Which is totally fine, since we have no AC and staying in the house during the day ensures all calories will sweat out, anyway).
1. Offend Nev, The Neighbor, and Sopko to the point where they wouldn't talk to me, all within 1 hour of each other (this is what I call talent).
Happy Monday.
2 comments:
Shit. And I thought my weekend was good.
Does the last point have anything to do with the hangovers??
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