It's What Good Friends Do For Each Other...

Recently, Sarah and I were tagged to do a meme (still don't know what the fuck that means!) by Summer. Sarah says she never puts them on her page, but I filled hers out for her, anyway, and forced her to fill out mine by threatening to cut off her supply of cute scarves, funky jewelry, and Two-Buck Chuck. Clearly she had no choice but to fill mine out.

Anyway, I will be posting them both on my page since Sarah is a bigot and too much of a diva to succumb to her friends' whims.

Kelli (by Sarah):

I am: A bad ass mother fucker

I think: Sarah is by far the coolest chick I've met

I know: What I don't want to be when I grow up

I want: John Deere paraphernalia. Or a cure for Herpes.

I have: A rocking ass, and OCD

I dislike: Being told I can't do something

I miss: Sarah and Oak City... in that order

I fear: Vampires and fat cells

I feel: Content

I hear: Scott NOT throwing away his beer cans

I smell: Cleaning products

I crave: A beer

I cry: So you don't have to

I usually: Am right

I search: the Internet for gifts to send Sarah

I wonder: if I'll ever move my ass back to Utah

I regret: NOTHING!

I love: Scarves, purses, shoes, jewelry, and occasionally my non-committal boyfriend.

I care: So you don't have to

I always: Throw away my beer cans

I worry: About global warming, well at least my friends do

I am not: Shopping for an entire month

I remember: every Gilmore Girls line ever. Oh wait, that's Sarah

I believe: in a pink, velvet Jesus

I sing: Pink, velvet Jesus wants me for a Sunbeam

I don't always: flush the toilet

I argue: nothing

I write: a blog, but not often enough

I win: at Facebook Scrabble. Take that bitches!

I lose: As if. I'm no loser

I wish: This meme was shorter

I listen: To children all day

I am talented: Duh

I can usually be found:Dragging main ten years ago

I am scared: Of the damage Sarah will do to Scott if I don't have a ring soon

I need: A drink

I forget:

I am happy:All of the fucking time without Prozac


Sarah (by Kelli):

I am: Sarah…

I think: I rule the world.

I know: How to use the future subjunctive tense of the verb fornicate.

I want: To have a hot man slave to cater to my every whim.

I have: The hottest pink scooter/helmet combo in town.

I dislike: Naive people.

I miss: Someone, but I’ve never shared him with the Internet.

I fear: Growing old.

I feel: Like eating chocolate and drinking wine.

I hear: Voices in my head.

I smell: Fear in other people.

I crave: Inspiration and Nut Rolls.

I cry: In solitude mostly but sometimes just to get what I want.

I usually: Do something klutzy or careless.

I search: For my keys every time I put them down.

I wonder: If it had worked out….

I regret: It not working out….

I love: Daisy and the twins.

I care: About politics and the world.

I always: Have the Internet available via iPhone.

I worry: About passing my math class.

I am not: Innocent or fun to be around in the morning.

I remember: Life before the Internet. Barely.

I believe: True love will find me.

I sing: Very badly in front of RLO or anyone else I want to annoy.

I don't always: Use a Kleenex.

I argue: With Republicans and Mormons.

I write: All the time. And very well, thank you!

I win: At games because I cheat.

I lose: My keys every time I set them down.

I wish: I believed in Jesus so I could marry RLO already.

I listen: To NPR and the voices in my head.

I am talented: At writing and in the bedroom.

I can usually be found: In the SLC Hipster set.

I am scared: Of scriptures and leaving SLC.

I need: To go home to the country sometimes.

I forget: To do things like homework and exercise.

I am happy: Because I rock.