Chisme....

Women, can I just take a second and tell you that prefacing any conversation that starts with the phrase, "You know, I love her to death but...." is still shit-talking. And, if you're going to do it, please, please check that the phone in your pocket has locked keys and can't accidently call the very friend you love but talk mad stuff about her anyway because you're a woman and just can't help it.